- Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:18 am
#61392
As we've gone from oil changes to manuals how about this from a 1962 Honda Manual?
1 At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.
2 When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootle the horn trumpet melodiously at first. If he obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigour and express by word of mouth, warning Hi Hi.
3 Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by.
4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.
5 Go soothingly on the grease road, as there lurks the skid demon. Pass the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save collapse and tie up.