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[Santa]

Hope I brought you all you deserved. Please continue in your merrymaking & enjoy the New Year back on the road & staying right side up. For me, I'm knackered and off for a long break. With all that sherry in me don't think I can manage the stuffing right now! DING DONG. Santa

[Leon Novello]

So, what happened to the Continental GT Royal Enfield I asked for when sitting on your knee last week?

[Santa]

So sorry Leon, but when Mary Christmas learnt I'd had a big boy sitting on my lap asking for a 'continental' she did not believe my explanation, however royal it might be. So now I'm banished to Rudolfs sodding stable. Donner & bloody Blitzen!!! Santa.

[Riggers]

Hey Leon I got a similar rebuff when I kindly asked for a Guzzi V7. He seemed to take an instant dislike to me when I suggested the beautiful throbbing V twin between my legs would blow me away. The bloody sherry and mince pies still disappeared though....

[Midge]

I was hoping to get this empty 120 piece tool box! Ebay 271356132095 I could get a piece for each birthday and christmas then when I am 118 years old I would have the complete set. Deep Joy!

[Alan R]

What a BARGAIN !!!! £20.48 to your door for an empty, plastic tool tray............. And there's MORE on that page as well............We live in EXCITING times and no mistake !

[Crusader]

I have been good all year so asked Santa for a Connie or Interceptor but all I got was a pair of socks and I see Midge did not even get an empty toolbox. I think Santa is a cheapskate. In fact I am starting not to believe.

[Santa]

Some gratitude for all my efforts! I'm getting fed up with all you greedy whingers - next I'll be hearing Alan R moaning that he didn't get the right batteries for the 'personal pleasure appliance' he asked me for! And as for my hard working reindeer, if I get another request next year from Uncle Tom Cobley for Donner & Blitzen to open his new Kebab House I may quit the job & you'll all get nothing!!! My jobs now done & I'm outer here. HAPPY BLOODY NEW YEAR. Santa.