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[grunda 12]

just got up a case of insomnia and have just replied to a post at 1.41am to my astonishment alan r had replied to a post at 1.40 am spooky thats the telford barnsley telepathy ? or could alan not sleep?atb paul

[simon]

I don't know how to break this to you Grunda but AlanR is a construct of the machine. A cheery and affable personality construct designed by the GCSB and the NSA to ensnare those with Eastern Block sympathies into disclosing their innermost thoughts. Talk of steam engines and sixties pop songs are a clever ruse. Your purchase of Soviet era machinery has made you a prime target. So in short he will always be awake!

[Alan R]

DAMMIT !!!!------------- is nothing secret in these days of Internet, Facebook, TxT etc ??------Actually I'm an Ambassador for THE BORG !! currently on a mission to assimilate you all into the "Bullet Collective" based at}--- B93-OEY................. and here's a good incentive not to resist( It IS futile---like trying to set the correct ignition timing !!) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Winkie]

Ah.... I suspected as much! Telford is surrounded by a strange vortex, with weird weather and atmospheric conditions. I have long suspected that the whole area was created by an alien intelligence with sinister motives - Alan R is clearly the leader of a strange group of autobots - and who but alien intelligence could possibly have come up with the design and features of Enfields?????............

[Alan R]

------ very clever EARTHLING !!....Except that REDDITCH is in Worcestershire !!!.....

[grunda 12]

i saw a thread for nipples somewhere on here now ive just seen them!!! atb paul