Hi NORM---------- it's because you guys won in the first place that we have the Ashes at all !!.(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ashes) ..OR, to put it another way}---- You got to be thankful that England are generally pretty crap at a game that we invented in the first place----------------------- Hmmm ??...Hang-on, we don't come out of that analysis very well, do we ??..........Now Rugby on the other hand.....What's that you say, Skippy ?? someone called the "ALL BLACKS" ??........All right then, how's about Football ??....Eh??.FRANCE? Who are they then ??----------------Oh hell, it's just NOT CRICKET, is it ??............Signed}-- Desperate Dan, the English man....