- Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:33 pm
#20330
Paul as you know I am an acknowledged expert on giving excellent but free advice, on subjects as diverse as the phases of the moon, the Mayan prophesy of the end of the world on 21st December 2012 and the use or otherwise of diesel fuel with or without a left hand/foot gearchange. It is not generally recognised that all of the problems or maladies reffered to above as well as the financial crisis gripping the banking system, the Euro and the world in general can be solved very expeditiously and in a manner which is in harmony with life itself. Eight pints of Old Original in The Bulls Head, the venue for MadMikes Gathering to which you will all be invited in the New Year, will resolve all of these issues and many more. I understand Paul that you started on the path to Old Original enlightenment at the last Gathering so will fully appreciate the palliative nature of the said golden fluid. You just need more practise and a strong constitution. Shall i book you in for the night before like last year?