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[Lee B]

The good :- I rode to work for the 1st time this year. The bad :- I'm at work. The Ugly :- A Pigeon (or an Eagle) s**t on my jacket while I was riding!!!! Ah well.

[jefrs]

Better than a pigeon hitting your jacket because that _ing well hurts. Didn't do the pigeon much good either.

[Leon Novello]

Riding pre-helmet days, I once opened my mouth and got a fly in it; fortunately, I managed to spit it out. I won`t tell you about the time, after a wedding, we were sitting at a bench at the seaside having fish and chips when a flock of pelicans flew over us, I had to throw mine away and get my coat dry-cleaned.

[Valsp]

Its supposed to be lucky if a bird poops on you but I'm not sure. A bird pooped on me when I was on my way to a date and I ended up marrying her!!