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Slightly poignant, and just form NORM. A moment many have had.



The Royal Enfield from Gerald on Vimeo.

All too familiar recently.

Scaly there was an article written in our latest newsletter that was an absolute cracker, I'll see if I can put it here.It is so similar to this story

Thank you for calling RACV Total Care. If you would like a quotation on RACV Total Care,
press one. If you require immediate roadside assistance, press two.
[#2]
If you require roadside assistance for your motor car, press one. If you require roadside
assistance for your truck or commercial vehicle, press two. If you require roadside assistance
for your motorcycle, press three.
[#3]
If your motorcycle is located in the Melbourne metropolitan area, press one. If your
motorcycle is located outside of the Melbourne metropolitan area, press two. If your name is
Anthony Wright, press three.
[#3]
If you NOT the Anthony Wright who owns a Royal Enfield Meteor, press one. If you ARE
the Anthony Wright who owns the Royal Enfield Meteor, press two.
[#2]
Thank you Mister Wright. If your Royal Enfield Meteor has broken down within ten
kilometres of Norm Keen’s house, press one. If your Royal Enfield Meteor has broken down
within five kilometers of any hotel serving Guinness Ale, press two. If your Royal Enfield
meteor has broken down in some remote area that will require specialist transportation for
both you and the bike, along with exorbitant accommodation fees that far outweigh the
premium you pay us, press three.
[#3]
Please hold while we connect you to your usual operator.
“Anthony. Hi. It’s Melinda again. Where are you this time…”
Explanation: Apparanly Jeff Maynard knows Melinda – so he submitted this info after she broke
corporate confidentiality.
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Needless to say, Ant breaks down quite often lol

I'd feel a bit naked riding without gloves though!

Likewise Simon though I have sometimes been known to wear nosepickers