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A group of men, all aged 40 discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was decided they would meet at Wetherspoons in Billericay because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini skirts.



Ten years later at the age of 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Billericay because the food and service was good and the beer was excellent.



Ten years later, at age 60 the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed they would meet at Wetherspoons in Billericay because they could dine in peace and quiet and it was good value for money.



Ten years later, at age 70 the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed they would meet at Wetherspoons in Billericay because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had easy access to the toilets.



Ten years later at the age of 80 the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed they would meet at Wetherspoons in Billericay because they had never been there before.

Gwilly, I feel sorry for you 106 views and nobody bothered to say boo

Ha,ha, good joke. Thanks Gwilly.

---------- or maybe 106 viewers had forgotten why they were reading it ??

Er, what was the question?

Norm i thank you for your sympathy and will reciprocate when required on one of your threads….



Ah that doesn't read quite as i intended…… edit….edit…..EDIT>>> Doh!

Thanks Gwilly - I told this one in the pub last night and it brought the house down! You'll be pleased to know that I did give you the credit

----------- "Bought the house down" ??---- So that's another Pub closing then ??