- Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:53 pm
#3029
On a snowy December morning, a week or so before Christmas, Bertie was lazing around in the garage chatting to Honda NC when the door swung open, as Bertie knew he wouldn't be going for a ride that day he all but ignored his owner and what he was carrying, but then at a glance he saw the magic digits "ACF50", he and NC both nearly blew gaskets, oh boy, the answer to eternal life, Bertie's mind was in turmoil, he couldn't think straight, the excitement was overwhelming, with anticipation they both waited to be bathed in this elixir, NC got it first, drenched from mirrors to exhaust, Bertie was thinking, "save some for me", it seemed like hours before NC was wearing his new coat. At last it was Bertie's turn.. but wait...."what's he doing, where's he going" Bertie screamed, "it's my turn", but owner switched off the light, shut the door and was gone, Bertie sulked and unadjusted his clutch cable, "everybody knows that 50 must be better than 40", he mumbled. A few days before Bertie had been jet washed and soaked in, what he now realised was, inferior, common WD40, he wouldn't get a coat of the good stuff until the next time he got dirty and was washed again, he made a mental note "find puddles".
With a litre bottle of the liquid gold sitting on the bench right in front of him he's come to accept that he might have to wait a week or so, but Bertie is confident, because as we all know,a Bullet always gets everything it wants. Merry Christmas to all the Bullets, bikers and bikes out there, from Bertie the Bullet and Honda NC.
With a litre bottle of the liquid gold sitting on the bench right in front of him he's come to accept that he might have to wait a week or so, but Bertie is confident, because as we all know,a Bullet always gets everything it wants. Merry Christmas to all the Bullets, bikers and bikes out there, from Bertie the Bullet and Honda NC.
