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[Alan R]

I'm surprised that within this world-wide collection of intellectual chaps like wot we 'av 'ere on this forum, we are lacking in some topical humour ( nice one's that is !!) so here goes then }-------------------- To celebrate the recent confirmation that the "Body-in-the-car park" really is that of King Richard 111 a local "Outdoor & Camping" shop has a 15% reduction on all goods... Sign on the door says :----- "This is the Winter of our Discount Tents" !!!!------------------- Yes, I know !! Now you do better >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ???????????????

[Riggers]

I heard that they were just working on a hunch....

[John R]

He's after a part in Hamlet.

[PeteF]

A Horse, a Horse, my kingdom for a Horse!


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Yes Guv. just turn right out of the carpark and into Tesco

You'll find them on the meat counter!

[Chris [Stockport]]

His favourite cake? Parkin.

[stephen]

It's a little known fact that Richard III was a Royal Enfield owner. He kept two little Princes in the Tower! Boom Boom!

[Jools]

I've tried so hard not to say this but....
I noticed a Richard the third in our garden. I blame next doors cat.
I know, I know.....

[grunda 12]

i,m with jools on this i had the same it must have been done by a king kat because it was a two fingered bar!!sorry chaps

[Midge]

A horse! A horse! My Findus full of horse!