Hitchcocks Forum

as the title says i,ve just seen the little advert pop up see if you can spot the red butt plug ,looks like mr h is giving pulses and cocktails a run for there money!!!!suit yerselfs !?

Hi GRUNDA, ----------Paul old mate, in your posting--erm, wots one of those fingeez ?? (Sorry but I'm VERY shy). You know---- its a RED one, like wot you said...Wots wunuv those then ???? ......Mummee, he said a non-bike word!!

----------- I can't stop laughing !! It does, doesn't it ??

--------look like one, I mean (Allegedly, that is !!).

tottally agree alan it does i wonder what it is used for on a bullet? atb paul.

It's his latest really go faster gizmo. It is in fact a super strength, fast acting enema. Insert fully then ride home like s**t off a blanket before it takes effect. HTH.

I thought things STUCK like sh*t to a blanket? surely you mean sh*t off a shick. (sorry, got my pedantic head on this morning)

pete surely you mean shit off a stick?atb paul.

---- Perhaps that's what the other "interesting" item is for ?? That round, black brush-on-a-stick I mean. ..... Didn't the Romans use a similar sort of thing as part of their toiletry accessories ??.......Co-incidentally, next door to that is an item called }---KREEM (Ooerr,the mind boggles!!!). Those GPO prices-hike recently must have caused our hosts to branch-out into other, more "Sensitive" areas, maybe ??------------------- ironically GRUNDA, you may be correct inasmuch that PLUG could be to blank-off a pipe or tube etc....MY, WHAT FUN !!! and ALL THIS jock-u-larity just from owning an Enfield !!

Guys.. some of these New Accessories are very well described in "50 Shade of .... " .....Mr H is only moving with the trend in providing good service all round !!