By Bertie the Bullet - Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:08 pm
- Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:08 pm
#15698
On Sunday Bertie took his owner to the monthly ride out with the REOC, he was on his way to meet all of the other Enfield's, all the Enfield's gathered in the pub car park, the owners where mostly in the bushes leaking the yellow liquid, "That’s a funny colour, they all need an oil change" said Bertie, the other Enfield's laughed.
All of a sudden with a loud rumble a stranger pulled in, stopping sharp and falling on its stand the owner run for the bushes.
"Hello im Bertie and this is the gang, who are you ?" said Bertie, the stranger replied with his headlight in the air" Im Ralph, and English Enfield, Im English, your Indian, Im a real Enfield and your not..your just..well an immigrant". The gang coughed and spluttered, they were up in arms, some stalled on the spot " how dare he", they shouted.
All those with their steering locks off turned away from Ralph, Bertie piped up "well im as English as your are now, I may have been Indian but now im English", Ralph replied "that could never happen", with that Bertie snapped "if it was good enough for Freddy mercury its good enough for me, anyway your old and leak oil so there".
Ralph summoned his owner and rode of in a cloud of oily smoke, the gang rode off in the opposite direction, Ralph was spotted some time later sitting on the side of the road on a pool of his own oil.
All of a sudden with a loud rumble a stranger pulled in, stopping sharp and falling on its stand the owner run for the bushes.
"Hello im Bertie and this is the gang, who are you ?" said Bertie, the stranger replied with his headlight in the air" Im Ralph, and English Enfield, Im English, your Indian, Im a real Enfield and your not..your just..well an immigrant". The gang coughed and spluttered, they were up in arms, some stalled on the spot " how dare he", they shouted.
All those with their steering locks off turned away from Ralph, Bertie piped up "well im as English as your are now, I may have been Indian but now im English", Ralph replied "that could never happen", with that Bertie snapped "if it was good enough for Freddy mercury its good enough for me, anyway your old and leak oil so there".
Ralph summoned his owner and rode of in a cloud of oily smoke, the gang rode off in the opposite direction, Ralph was spotted some time later sitting on the side of the road on a pool of his own oil.