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[Presto]

Try explaining that at the roadside to a fully equipped policeman (or policewoman)!

[trophyvase]

Ah, yes!

‘I’m just out for a 30 minute ride officer to test my eyesight before I ride 260 miles back home.’

[stinkwheel]

One thing to tell them is you thought you should leave the house for a few hours because you just had a blazing row with the wife about spending more time tinkering with that damned motorbike than you do with me. Watch their uncomfortable shuffling.

[Wheaters]

Well, Officer, I'm actually just on my way to get the bike repaired!"

If asked where, just say "A garage where a Royal Enfield mechanic will be upon my arrival"

"And exactly which garage might that be, sir?"

"Er...mine!"