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[Les]

[center]A nice safety film from the 1950s



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[Scalyback]

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Nice one Les, and after the intermission, it's probably time to see another safety film again, mainly for the newer members here.








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REOC 15084

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[papasmurf]

Moby Dick, copyright "Micky Fynn" (A busker who is a motorcyclist who got run over by a muppet using a mobile phone)

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He said sorry mate I didn't see you, I was on my mobile phone
As your bike came crashing through my windscreen
I thought I had got me polyphonic tone

I like driving with me moby clamped up tight against me ear
I can chat to all me mates, who will do the steering?
While some muppet in the front seat changes gear

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Now I'll have to do a claim form, so someone else can pay for broken bones
It took a week to get your claret off my dashboard
and the rental won't replace my mobile phone

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Now that I can't text you when I'm driving, I'll have to use the laptop on my knee
So I can talk to all my mates in other cages, they can splatter other bikers they don't see,
"just like me" (spoken)

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"oooh not another spinal board" (spoken)

[Les]

[center]papasmurf smidsy is not restricted to this country this is from the other side of the pond



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